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【世界上骂人最脏的话】世界上骂人最毒的话

更新时间:2019-10-09 来源:专业英语

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世界上骂人最毒的话

千山万水总是情,你.妈长的像蜻蜓

你说你.妈美如艳,我说你.妈像锅盖

天若有情天亦老,你.妈P.眼放大枣

小孩要是草.你.妈,学习成绩顶呱呱

小伙要是草.你.妈,东北三省没人抓

草完你.妈抠大渣,抠的你.妈笑哈哈

小伙要草你.妈.B,草完能变陈.冠.希

最后草完你.妈.B,那还不如打飞机

冲你这张大B脸,我就射你.妈一脸

射完你.妈不算完,往你.妈B撒咸盐

你.妈.B脸真挺长,好像过街黄鼠狼

水至清则无鱼,人至贱则无敌.

树不要皮,必死无疑,人不要脸,天下无敌.

你要是鲜花,牛都不敢拉稀了。

生命中有你,日子便充满无限生机;一路上有你,还怕什么电闪雷击;只因为有你,快乐与满足时刻洋溢;如果没有你,那么好的猪食该喂谁去?

全国人民你最牛,骑着板凳上月球;天下属你最能吹,喝酒用缸不用杯;从古到今你最能,出门逛街吓死人;你说这些不算啥,诺贝尔奖等你拿!

子曰;打架用砖呼,不奕乱乎!照头乎!乎不死再乎!

佛说;胡扯!我佛慈悲!不弈多乎!一 砖乎死!!

什么叫郁闷?就是三打一让人殴了,撮麻让人给搂了,钱包让人偷了,老婆跟人溜了,家里就剩粥了一闻还馊了,眼珠子一翻抽了,去医院救护车还掉沟了!

他们怎么能管你叫猪呢??这太不像话了!总不能人家长的像什么就叫人家什么吧!怎么能说你长得像猪呢?那是侮辱了猪。

靠,你TMD长得太好认了。

大哥,把你脸上的分辨率调低点好吗?

你还没有进化完全,长的象人真的难为你了。

我也不想打击你了。你去动物园看看有没有合适的工作适合你,你这样在街上乱跑很容易被警-察射杀的。

你白领~你们全家都是白领!

你们全家都上山拍老虎去了!

再吵,再吵也给你穿熊猫装!

MMD,我从没见过长的这么有考古价值的

长的飞沙走石 鬼斧神工

我想看着你说话,可你为什么把脸埋在你的屁股里?...哦?对不起,我不知道那是你的脸,那你的屁股哪儿去了?

长的很科幻,长的很抽象!

见过丑的,没见过这么丑的。乍一看挺丑,仔细一看更丑!

长的很无辜,长的对不起人民对不起党。

你长的拖慢网速,你长的太耗内存

你光着身子追我两公里 我回一次头都算我是流氓!

大哥,把你脸上的分辨率调低点好吗?

你长的违章!

国际脸孔世界通用

很惋惜的看着他说:"手术能整回来吗?"

你的长相突破了人类的想象...

你张的很野兽派嘛!!

你的长相很提神的说!!

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非常经典有深度的电影英文台词

1.一个人总要走陌生的路,看陌生的风景,听陌生的歌,然后在某个不经意的瞬间,你会发现,原本是费尽心机想要忘记的事情真的就那么忘记了。

One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.

2.幸福,不是长生不老,不是大鱼大肉,不是权倾朝野。幸福是每一个微小的生活愿望达成。当你想吃的时候有得吃,想被的时候有人来你。

Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one"s hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone"s love when you need love.

3.爱情是灯,友情是影子,当灯灭了,你会发现你的周围都是影子。朋友,是在最后可以给你力量的人。

Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.

4.我爱你不是因为你是谁,而是我在你面前可以是谁。

I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.

5.爱情,要么让人成熟,要么让人堕落。

Love makes man grow up or sink down.

6.举得起放得下的叫举重,举得起放不下的叫负重。可惜,大多数人的爱情,都是负重的。

If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it"s called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.

7.我们每个人都生活在各自的过去中,人们会用一分钟的时间去认识一个人,用一小时的时间去喜欢一个人,再用一天的时间去爱上一个人,到最后呢,却要用一辈子的时间去忘记一个人。

We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.

8.一个人一生可以爱上很多的人,等你获得真正属于你的幸福之后,你就会明白一起的伤痛其实是一种财富,它让你学会更好地去把握和珍惜你爱的人。

One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.

9.年轻的时候会想要谈很多次恋爱,但是随着年龄的增长,终于领悟到爱一个人,就算用一辈子的时间,还是会嫌不够。慢慢地去了解这个人,体谅这个人,直到爱上为止,是需要有非常宽大的胸襟才行。

When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.

10.当明天变成了今天成为了昨天,最后成为记忆里不www.unjs.com再重要的某一天,我们突然发现自己在不知不觉中已被时间推着向前走,这不是静止火车里,与相邻列车交错时,仿佛自己在前进的错觉,而是我们真实的在成长,在这件事里成了另一个自己。

When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we"ve all grown up. And we become different.

11.离开我就别安慰我,要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。

If you leave me, please don"t comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.

12.曾经拥有的,不要忘记。不能得到的,更要珍惜。属于自己的,不要放弃。已经失去的,留作回忆。

Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don"t give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.

13.我喜欢并习惯了对变化的东西保持着距离,这样才会知道什么是最不会被时间抛弃的准则。比如爱一个人,充满变数,我于是后退一步,静静的看着,直到看见真诚的感情。

I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed things.Only in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.

14.男人的爱是俯视而生,而女人的爱是仰视而生。如果爱情像座山,那么男人越往上走可以俯视的女人就越多,而女人越往上走可以仰视的男人就越少。

Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.

15.好的爱情是你通过一个人看到整个世界,坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界。

Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.

16.在自己面前,应该一直留有一个地方,独自留在那里。然后去爱。不知道是什么,不知道是谁,不知道如何去爱,也不知道可以爱多久。只是等待一次爱情,也许永远都没有人。可是,这种等待,就是爱情本身。

We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.

17.有谁不曾为那暗恋而痛苦?我们总以为那份痴情很重,很重,是世上最重的重量。有一天,暮然回首,我们才发现,它一直都是很轻,很轻的。我们以为爱的很深,很深,来日岁月,会让你知道,它不过很浅,很浅。最深和最重的爱,必须和时日一起成长。

Is there anyone who hasn"t suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it"s always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but in fact it"s very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.

18.在这个世界上,只有真正快乐的男人,才能带给女人真正的快乐。

In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness

19.女人如果不性感,就要感性;如果没有感性,就要理性;如果没有理性,就要有自知之明;如果连这个都没有了,她只有不幸。

If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.

20.一段不被接受的爱情,需要的不是伤心,而是时间,一段可以用来遗忘的时间。一颗被深深伤了的心,需要的不是同情,而是理解。

An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.

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